{"product_id":"dont-jump-off-haystacks-andrew-ginter-9780995298477","title":"Don't Jump Off Haystacks","description":"\"Daddy tell us a story!\" demands three-year old Rachel, sitting on my foot, with a death-grip on my leg. I heave her slowly forward - backward for her - towards the bathroom, eventually headed to the bedroom that she shares with her sister Andrea. \"I can't tell you a story, it's bedtime,\" I tell her. But I'm only fooling. I'm pretty sure she knows it. \"Yes, you can! You always do!\" argues Andrea. Andrea is seven and is heading to the bedroom in a much more grown-up way - standing both her feet on my other foot and hanging on to my arm as I drag her slowly forward as well. \"Me? I never tell you guys stories. What are you thinking?\" Heave. Drag. Heave. A NOISE erupts from the two girls. Something about \"Yes you doooo!\" and \"We want a stooory!\" So, I tell them they can have a story, but only if they both brush their teeth properly and get ready for bed. A few minutes later the girls are in their beds. And so I begin...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Andrew Ginter\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0995298475\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780995298477\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Abterra Technologies Inc.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/16\/2020\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 92\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.68lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.38d","brand":"Andrew Ginter","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":47452594176255,"sku":"9780995298477","price":22.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_101c154d-c120-4de9-9e9a-5723e2b4461f.jpg?v=1761929347","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/dont-jump-off-haystacks-andrew-ginter-9780995298477","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}