{"product_id":"dont-shoot-im-just-the-birdie-jaworski-9781440464867","title":"Don't Shoot! I'm Just The Avon Lady!","description":"For Birdie Jaworski, life as an Avon Lady was a bittersweet mix of embarking on gossip-worthy adventures, searching for Mr. Right, and making emergency lotion requests in the middle of the night... while managing as a single parent. \u003cp\u003e Birdie hawks Avon at a strip club, a bowling alley on Men's League Night, and of course door-to-door. She meets customers who answer the door naked, who want to buy wrinkle cream for their pet monkey, or who are harboring dark - and funny - secrets. She even sells Avon to celebrities who want to keep their zits a secret! \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e The book captures Birdie's complicated and hilarious relationship with the cosmetics giant - and her customers - and reveals a surprising and touching account of her personal life. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Birdie's stories have appeared in many online and print journals as well as on National Public Radio. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Birdie's blog on which this memoir is based, has been featured in the New York Times, Time Magazine, the Wall Street Journal, and Positive Thinking magazine.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Birdie Jaworski\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1440464863\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781440464867\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/20\/2008\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 248\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.74lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.02h x 5.98w x 0.52d\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Birdie Jaworski","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47425259012351,"sku":"9781440464867","price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_1d39e305-9575-45b1-bacf-ef313c005046.jpg?v=1761538032","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/dont-shoot-im-just-the-birdie-jaworski-9781440464867","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}