{"product_id":"doom-scrolling-devin-blackwell-9798341152151","title":"Doom Scrolling: For Serious Professionals","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDo you spend hours\u003c\/b\u003e refreshing your news feed, diving into every new crisis, and spiraling into the abyss of endless bad news? Are you ready to stop being just another anxious browser and start \u003cb\u003emastering the art \u003c\/b\u003eof doom scrolling like a true professional?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Doom Scrolling For Serious Professionals\"\u003c\/i\u003e is the ultimate guide to turning your late-night news binge into a full-fledged career path-well, kind of. \u003cb\u003eWith a blend of humor, absurdity, and real-life coping strategies\u003c\/b\u003e, this book walks you through everything you need to know to become a serious professional in the art of doom scrolling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eInside, you'll discover: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHow to set up the perfect doom scrolling station, complete with the right lighting, snacks, and seating for optimal anxiety absorption.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTechniques for navigating the treacherous jungle of comment sections, decoding headlines, and dealing with conspiracy theorists like a pro.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHow to laugh in the face of chaos and find humor in even the most absurd news cycles.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSneaky strategies for pretending to take a break from doom scrolling (but not really).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA glimpse into the elite world of professional doom scrollers who work for governments, shadowy organizations, and secret societies-and how you could be invited to join their ranks!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're an amateur scroller looking to \u003cb\u003eup your game\u003c\/b\u003e or a seasoned news junkie ready to take things to the next level, this book is your go-to guide for surviving-and thriving-in a world of non-stop bad news. Because if the world is going to fall apart, you might as well scroll through it like a professional.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Doom Scrolling For Serious Professionals\"\u003c\/i\u003e is for anyone who wants to find balance in a chaotic world, laugh at the absurdity of it all, and maybe, just maybe, turn their panic-filled habit into something productive (or at least amusing).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eReady to start your new career?\u003c\/b\u003e Grab your device, get comfortable, and let's start scrolling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Devin Blackwell\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798341152151\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/03\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 124\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.28lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.81h x 5.06w x 0.26d","brand":"Devin Blackwell","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48996517052671,"sku":"9798341152151","price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/doom-scrolling-devin-blackwell-9798341152151","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}