{"product_id":"eating-out-justin-orlando-9798287780470","title":"Eating Out","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHungry for humor that's a little bit naughty and a whole lot of fun?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTuck in your napkin and crack open \u003ci\u003eEating Out with Lyndsey and Jason, \u003c\/i\u003ea delightfully cheeky picture-book parody that flips the comfort-food nostalgia of classic children's stories into a sizzling, adults-only feast.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOn an eating tour dripping with mischief, eternally curious Lyndsey and her charming, bearded beau Jason step into the neon glow of the \u003cb\u003eFood Truck Buffet\u003c\/b\u003e-a tasty spread where every taco, hot dog, melon, and cream pie comes seasoned with double entendres and spiced with suggestive rhyme. From the proud Wiener Warmer's to the giggle-inducing Cherry Pop Soda, each of the sumptuous stations promises a new round of blush-worthy laughter, saucy wordplay, and wink-and-nod illustrations that leave just enough to the imagination.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for date-night giggles, bachelorette gag gifts, or the back shelf of anyone who appreciates a clever innuendo, this book serves: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRiotously rhymed spreads\u003c\/b\u003e featuring the world's most infamous \"forbidden foods.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePlayful Seuss-style couplets\u003c\/b\u003e that dance on the edge of naughty without tumbling into taboo.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eVibrant illustration prompts\u003c\/b\u003e ready to spark the cheekiest late-night conversations-and maybe a craving or two.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA tongue-in-cheek introduction\u003c\/b\u003e and a doggy-bag finale that redefine \"eating out.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo loosen that belt, silence your inner prude, and indulge in the most delectable romp to ever hit the buffet line. Bon appétit, just remember to handle your doggy bag responsibly!\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarning: \u003c\/b\u003e This book is strictly for grown-ups.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Justin Orlando\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798287780470\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/12\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 32\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.22lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 8.50w x 0.08d","brand":"Justin Orlando","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47474460492031,"sku":"9798287780470","price":14.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_0b7042cf-30bd-4cf1-a0cc-4763c59e9bdd.jpg?v=1762316884","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/eating-out-justin-orlando-9798287780470","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}