{"product_id":"eavesdroppings-maryann-price-9781491791622","title":"EavesDroppings: Price, Arnold and Friends","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt all started when Aaron \"Smokey\" Arnold spilled oil on his trousers and dead-panned, \"My pants are on their last leg!\"\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eTogether with a slew of comical contributors that include Steve Harvey and a talented illustrator who created the accompanying goofball characters, M. Price and Smokey Arnold share a compilation of hilarious one-liners such as: \u003c\/p\u003e - Pulling a travel trailer with four cylinders is a drag. - That massage therapist musta rubbed somebody the wrong way. - The jazz musicians were in a jam. - The cowboy was at the end of his rope! - The rehearsing minister practiced what he preached until he got it righteous. - The naked gambler was on a winning streak. - I said to my adrenal gland, \"What's the rush?\" - I had a dream about smog and woke up exhausted. \u003cp\u003eEaves Droppings is a collection of classic one-liners that will encourage anyone to find and embrace the humor in the every day.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Maryann Price, Aaron Smokey Arnold\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1491791624\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781491791622\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e iUniverse\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/13\/2016\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 128\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.79lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.44d","brand":"Maryann Price","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":44616650326271,"sku":"9781491791622","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_2fdce2c3-4acc-4cd8-8d26-5d22707dca65.jpg?v=1703021533","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/eavesdroppings-maryann-price-9781491791622","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}