{"product_id":"edith-excuse-janet-snyder-9781774823026","title":"Edith Excuse: Silver Series of Grown-Up Wisdom","description":"\u003cb\u003eBook 3 of 5 in SILVER SERIES OF GROWN-UP WISDOM\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIt's part of human nature to make excuses, but has it become your \u003cb\u003elast name?\u003c\/b\u003e S\u003ci\u003eometimes, we can take it a bit too far!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEdith and Ellie have been best friends since childhood. Edith always seems to be the one with a dramatic \u003ci\u003esong and dance\u003c\/i\u003e when she needs an excuse not to participate in certain activities with Ellie. At other times, she seems very evasive.\u003cbr\u003eWhether it's an invitation for dinner together, an outdoor concert, a recommendation to use an organic hair product, or even the suggestion of a walk or workout routine, Edith almost always answers Ellie without any hesitation in defiant justification.\u003cbr\u003e\"What else have you been up to, Edith? Tell me about that short storybook your daughter Evelyn gave you to read. What's the name of it again?\" asks Ellie.\u003cbr\u003e\"That weird book? \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e'\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eOOOH Crap! We Become What We Think About, '\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"\u003c\/i\u003e roars Edith.\u003cbr\u003e\"Isn't that the dumbest name anyone's ever heard?\"\u003cbr\u003e\"It says right here, \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e '\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eGive yourself permission to start a new path.'\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e What the hell is that supposed to mean?\"\u003cbr\u003e\"It's a little too late for me to be starting a new path at 77 years old!\"\u003cbr\u003e\"It's called a \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e'StoryBookPath, '\" \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eEdith says with sarcasm.\u003cbr\u003e\"And I certainly don't have time to hear about some ridiculous stories!\"\u003cbr\u003e\"I'm no damn kid, that's for sure!\"\u003cbr\u003eDamn!...DAMN!!...and \u003ci\u003eshit fire, shit!!!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDo you know anyone like Edith? Maybe YOU are Edith! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePerhaps this adult fiction, illustrated short story is worth reading. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eOTHER BOOKS IN THE SILVER SERIES OF GROWN-UP WISDOM: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBertha Baggage\u003cbr\u003eConnie Conformity\u003cbr\u003eHerbert Hatred\u003cbr\u003eUlla Universe\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Janet Snyder,Kathleen Canova\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1774823020\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781774823026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Hasmark Publishing International\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/01\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 24\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.18lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 8.50w x 0.06d","brand":"Janet Snyder","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48442559103231,"sku":"9781774823026","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_45976783-3dcb-44e8-af9e-5edc542dc867.jpg?v=1777198202","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/edith-excuse-janet-snyder-9781774823026","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}