{"product_id":"effin-birds-2027-day-to-day-calendar-aaron-reynolds-9798881607807","title":"Effin' Birds 2027 Day-To-Day Calendar","description":"\u003cb\u003eTurn your desk into a nest of fowl-mouthed chaos and cackles with this \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eEffin' Birds 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003e.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eNeed a little bird-fueled rage to get you through the day? The \u003ci\u003eEffin' Birds 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar\u003c\/i\u003e has you covered. This furious flock of foul-mouthed fowls simply does not give a cluck, and their rage is infectious. Each weekday page features full-color vintage bird artwork, paired with sweary sayings that are both funny and painfully relatable. Combined weekend pages provide space for you to create expletive-laden captions of your own, ad-lib style. Whether you're laughing out loud or just nodding in salty agreement, these birds are here to make sure your year is full of sweary hilarity! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFeatures include: \u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo single-use plastic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePage size: 5.354\" x 4.488\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRecyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on FSCÂ(R)-certified paper with soy-based ink\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull-color tear-off pages\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack of weekday pages are blank for notes or shopping lists\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack of weekend pages contain fill-in-the-blank Create Your Own Effin' Birds\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDay\/Date reference on each page\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCombined weekend pages\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOfficial major world holidays and observances\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Aaron Reynolds\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798881607807\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Andrews McMeel Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/23\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 640\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Daily\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.97lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 5.00h x 6.00w x 1.30d\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eNot available to be shipped via Media Mail\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Aaron Reynolds","offers":[{"title":"Daily","offer_id":48447227953407,"sku":"9798881607807","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_31ae3d89-0155-4dcf-ba99-bad915c8cfa8.jpg?v=1777229706","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/effin-birds-2027-day-to-day-calendar-aaron-reynolds-9798881607807","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}