{"product_id":"effin-birds-2027-wall-calendar-aaron-reynolds-9798881607821","title":"Effin' Birds 2027 Wall Calendar","description":"\u003cb\u003eWarning: calendar contains strong language and stronger laughs.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eGet ready to ruffle some feathers! The \u003ci\u003eEffin' Birds 2027 Wall Calendar\u003c\/i\u003e combines full-color vintage bird artwork with sweary diatribes by foul-mouthed avian shit-stirrers tired of sitting tight and playing nice. These birds bring the chaos, the comedy, and a whole lot of attitude. With expletive-laden captions full of unapologetic trash talk, this calendar is snarky, relatable, and deeply therapeutic. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFeatures include: \u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e12\" x 12\" (12\" x 24\" open)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover design eliminates need for plastic packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on FSCÂ(R)-certified paper with soy-based ink\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlanning spread for September-December 2026\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpans January-December 2027\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenerous grid space for appointments, notes, and reminders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOfficial major world holidays and observances\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMoon phases, based on Universal Time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eWE PLANT TREES\u003c\/b\u003e--Andrews McMeel is a proud supporter of Trees for the Future, a nonprofit organization that trains communities on sustainable land use so that they can build vibrant regional economies, thriving food systems, and a healthier planet.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Aaron Reynolds\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798881607821\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Andrews McMeel Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/14\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 24\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Wall\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.03lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 12.00h x 12.00w x 0.30d\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eNot available to be shipped via Media Mail\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Aaron Reynolds","offers":[{"title":"Wall","offer_id":48659711787263,"sku":"9798881607821","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/effin-birds-2027-wall-calendar-aaron-reynolds-9798881607821","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}