{"product_id":"effin-birds-affirmation-deck-aaron-reynolds-9798217036813","title":"Effin' Birds Affirmation Deck: 52 Reminders That You Are the Greatest Motherf*cker Ever (Affirmation Cards)","description":"\u003cb\u003eDon't forget that you are truly the greatest motherducker alive. This deck of 52 affirmation cards features vintage artwork of birds sharing positive messages in the rudest ways possible.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe\u003ci\u003e Effin' Birds Affirmation Deck \u003c\/i\u003efeatures full-color artwork of fowl-mouthed birds saying reassuring things, like \"Yesterday can go suck butts\" and \"The opposite of 'live and learn' is 'die an idiot.'\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe fifty-two cards (4\" x 5\") offer a unique message for every week of the year, and the included wooden stand makes it easy to display a card--look to it whenever you need a pick-me-up. Whether you want to start your morning with a sweary reflection, or if you're simply tired of decorating your spaces with boring photos of your stupid vacations, the \u003ci\u003eEffin' Birds Affirmation Deck \u003c\/i\u003ewill help you feel motivated, inspired, and grateful that birds can't actually speak English. It's like therapy, but cheaper.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Aaron Reynolds\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798217036813\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Clarkson Potter Publishers\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/08\/2027\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 52\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Other\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.31lbs\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eNot available to be shipped via Media Mail\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Aaron Reynolds","offers":[{"title":"Other","offer_id":50666194632959,"sku":"9798217036813","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/effin-birds-affirmation-deck-aaron-reynolds-9798217036813","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}