{"product_id":"eldritch-horrors-jason-barat-9798198026308","title":"Eldritch Horrors: How to Survive Them","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou are about to make a terrible decision.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHi. I'm Connor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately Jason insisted I write the product description because apparently I am \"the narrator\" and \"part of the experience.\" Very rude considering this is clearly my book.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside you will find ten documented encounters with entities that absolutely do not care about your wellbeing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA creature that steals voices.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA train that never wants you to leave.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA thing in the woods that hunts you after dark.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA looping apartment complex where too many copies of yourself can become a serious problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA library where reality quietly starts falling apart.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd much worse.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFortunately I have compiled a complete survival guide to help you avoid panic, make smart decisions, and dramatically increase your odds of not dying horribly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProbably.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJust remember a few important rules: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDo not trust everything you see.\u003cbr\u003eDo not trust everything you hear.\u003cbr\u003eDo not trust every rule.\u003cbr\u003eDO NOT INTERACT WITH THE MIMIC.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSeriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're a fan of cosmic horror, survival horror, dark comedy, or watching ordinary people make increasingly questionable decisions, Eldritch Horrors: How to Survive Them contains everything you need.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eExcept therapy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou will probably need therapy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Connor\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jason Barat\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798198026308\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/21\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 286\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.85lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.60d","brand":"Jason Barat","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49173416247551,"sku":"9798198026308","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/eldritch-horrors-jason-barat-9798198026308","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}