{"product_id":"eloise-and-the-werewolves-jove-chambers-9798851424892","title":"Eloise and the Werewolves: a modern monster romance","description":"A cerberus with three heads also has three \u003ci\u003etongues\u003c\/i\u003e. And when they are in wolf form, those three tongues are very flexible, as Eloise discovers one night when she's wandering in the woods in werewolf territory on a full moon. (Don't ask. It's her brother's fault. Chasing her accident-waiting-to-happen brother is responsible for half of the unpleasantness in her life.) \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eOne might think three tongues would be enough for a girl to, you know, get there. See the stars burst in her head. Fall apart. Experience the little death. \u003ci\u003eCome\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBut, well, Eloise doesn't do that, at least not in front of anyone else, at least she never has. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eNo makes Eloise come but her. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eNot that she's really been giving anyone else the chance to try recently, of course. She and her best friend Astrid had a pact to avoid meaningless sex and to wait for the right guy to come along. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe cerberus? Not even close to the right guy. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBut when the three-headed, muscular, deep-voiced, gorgeous triplets propose a mutually beneficial arrangement-just physical, no feelings-she can't resist those \u003ci\u003etongues\u003c\/i\u003e. Or the chance to finally hit the big O with someone other than, you know, her battery-operated-boyfriend. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eArrangements like that? They always work out \u003ci\u003efine\u003c\/i\u003e, of course. No one ever catches feelings. No one ever gets hurt. No one ever regrets them. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe most realistic book you'll ever read about a three-headed werewolf! Sick of stories where men magically know how to get women off when you've met \u003c\/i\u003eactual \u003ci\u003emen? This story is for you. (Also, contains the following: knotting, mate bites, and shifted-werewolf-on-human action) \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jove Chambers\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 8851424896\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798851424892\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 08\/17\/2023\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 236\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.67lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.54d","brand":"Jove Chambers","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44756600291583,"sku":"9798851424892","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_886c44de-51e3-4d30-b262-a511e0c41f96.jpg?v=1706593385","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/eloise-and-the-werewolves-jove-chambers-9798851424892","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}