{"product_id":"emperor-pissed-dustin-gross-9798316804429","title":"Emperor Pissed: The Rise and Rants of Percy the Penguin","description":"\u003cb\u003eHe was exiled. He was insulted. Now he's pissed.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMeet Percy: a short-tempered emperor penguin with delusions of grandeur, a vocabulary that could peel paint off an iceberg, and a dream of ruling the South Pole-with violence, vengeance, and unapologetic sarcasm. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAfter getting booted from his colony for flipper-based misconduct and general rage issues, Percy stumbles into the under-ice criminal underworld. What follows is a riotous rise through penguin slap-fights, seal mafia showdowns, and emotionally unstable puffins-with Percy building an empire of ice, fish, and fury. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect for fans of irreverent humor, talking animals with attitude, and satirical crime fiction.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eEmperor Pissed is a foul-mouthed, feather-ruffling, penguin-powered descent into madness-and you'll love every profane, fish-slinging minute of it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Dustin Gross\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798316804429\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/05\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 72\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.18lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.15d","brand":"Dustin Gross","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48851204571391,"sku":"9798316804429","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/emperor-pissed-dustin-gross-9798316804429","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}