{"product_id":"english-as-a-second-fcking-sterling-johnson-9780312143299","title":"English as a Second F*cking Language: How to Swear Effectively, Explained in Detail with Numerous Examples Taken from Everyday Life","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eIn the English language, swearing is essential to effective communication. In this hilarious and illuminating guide, you will learn just how to do it - no f*cking problem. \u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhether you want to succeed in business, school, or social circles, a strong command of vocabulary is absolutely necessary. Just imagine a stranger to our shores, trying to comprehend the following conversation: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eJohn: \u003c\/b\u003eMary, would you like to attend the opera this evening?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eMary: \u003c\/b\u003e F*cking-A. should I wear my black dress?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eJohn: \u003c\/b\u003e Why the f*ck not?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eMary: \u003c\/b\u003e F*cked if I know-Oh, f*ck  I just remembered. It got f*cked up in the wash.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eJohn: \u003c\/b\u003e Well, f*ck the opera. Let's stay home and f*ck.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eMary: \u003c\/b\u003e Good f*cking idea. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eEnglish as a Second F*cking Language (ESF*L) \u003c\/i\u003eis the perfect way for nonnative speakers to learn the basics of swearing. At the same time, it also offers native speakers a wide variety of twists and new refinements. Page after page, \u003ci\u003eESF*L \u003c\/i\u003eprovides a smorgasbord of swearing synonyms designed to boost your vocabulary-everything from the conventional \u003ci\u003ed*mn \u003c\/i\u003eand \u003ci\u003esh*t \u003c\/i\u003eto a host of more inventive terms that would make any truck driver blush. And when you're finished reading, our Final F*cking Exam is the perfect test of your swearing skills. You'll be surprised by how much you've learned  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Great f*cking book \" --\u003ci\u003eStephen King\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Sterling Johnson\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 031214329X\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780312143299\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e St. Martin's Griffin\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/15\/1996\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 96\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.17lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.02h x 4.52w x 0.28d","brand":"Sterling Johnson","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43990134620415,"sku":"9780312143299","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_e60f3303-bba5-475d-8002-304cc418bb16.jpg?v=1683303196","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/english-as-a-second-fcking-sterling-johnson-9780312143299","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}