{"product_id":"every-time-i-think-about-michael-morgan-9780228828723","title":"Every Time I Think About Sex I Get Vexed","description":"\u003cp\u003eHold on. This wasn't how I envisioned this would be. I mean, in the movies the music is right, the girl is patiently anticipating the love, and the guy is mentally psyching himself up for what is supposed to be the most life-altering, man-producing moment of his life. But that did not happen. Not even close.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe stupid cassette tape was skipping, so Baby Face's \"I only think of you\" came out as \"I only tink on you.\" Really romantic song, eh? I only fart on you on two occasions... just great. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis magic moment wasn't magical at all. Fine, she was in her element as an older seasoned woman who was body-aware and confident and in control. Me, not so much. I had laboured breathing, sweaty palms, and a severe case of hebetude thwarted my cool \"mojo,\" as it were. My first time was a flop of epic proportions.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOh well, there's a reason it's called the first, not that I was already looking forward to my second, but I knew there was at least a mulligan to come, and it could only get better from here, right?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Michael Morgan\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0228828724\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780228828723\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Tellwell Talent\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/10\/2020\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 114\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.56lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.44d","brand":"Michael Morgan","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":44126856872191,"sku":"9780228828723","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_87b340b1-8fc1-40fa-a7d2-7be194d01f6c.jpg?v=1687450541","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/every-time-i-think-about-michael-morgan-9780228828723","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}