{"product_id":"everything-hurts-and-im-dying-michelle-ward-9781764296465","title":"Everything Hurts And I'm Dying","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAging isn't pretty. It isn't dignified. It isn't quiet.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's creaks, leaks, sneezes that sound like small explosions, and knees that pop like bubble wrap.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom Michelle Ward, creator of the \u003cem\u003eCheap Therapy\u003c\/em\u003e series, comes the laugh-out-loud survival guide every man over 50 never knew he needed. Packed with brutally honest, wildly funny takes on sagging bodies, suspicious moles, digestive fireworks, bathroom marathons, and technology tantrums, this book proves one thing: you're not alone - every guy you know is falling apart too.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside these pages, you'll discover: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhy mornings feel like crime scenes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe medical \"group project\" where every specialist wants a turn.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe art of fart diplomacy and other colon negotiations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrandkids who roast you in public, loudly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe betrayal of bald spots, ear hair, and rogue eyebrows.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhy passion now requires a warm-up, a pill, and an ice pack.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd the tech disasters that leave you livestreaming your nostrils.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe perfect funny gift for dads, husbands, and grandpas\u003c\/strong\u003e - whether it's Father's Day, a milestone birthday, Christmas, or retirement. Because if you can't laugh at aging, you'll just cry... and then pee a little when you sneeze.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo go ahead. Laugh at the sag, the creaks, the leaks, and the bald spot. Because yes, \u003cem\u003eeverything hurts and you're dying.\u003c\/em\u003e But you're also still here - and it's hilarious.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Michelle Ward\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 176429646X\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781764296465\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Harbor \u0026amp; Ink Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/13\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 150\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.40lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.32d","brand":"Michelle Ward","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48217867485439,"sku":"9781764296465","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_71eb0de9-c56c-4496-ab59-e52e9d53eec7.jpg?v=1771999966","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/everything-hurts-and-im-dying-michelle-ward-9781764296465","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}