{"product_id":"excuses-for-my-absence-joshua-keiter-9798851796548","title":"Excuses for My Absence: Poems","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003efrom\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cb\u003eExcuses for my Absence\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm not about to make any excuses for my absence.\u003cbr\u003eLife is meant for the living and all that malarkey nonsense.\u003cbr\u003eGet busy dying or get busy writing.\u003cbr\u003eIs disjunction still \"in\"?\u003cbr\u003eMy preference would be for a candidate with more than one book although I realize the realities of the job market.\u003cbr\u003eMeat as they say is murder.\u003cbr\u003eObsolescence is the new Humanities department.\u003cbr\u003eWe are looking for venture capital to invest in our massively overrated opinionated conundrum by which we will sustain a future for the idea of a university.\u003cbr\u003eOur ultimate goal is to be entirely self contained within the parameters of a global bubble economy.\u003cbr\u003eDouble your pleasure double your pun with gender trouble mint gum.\u003cbr\u003eIs there a position available that hasn't already been filled in house?\u003cbr\u003eIn fact all the adjuncts we hire receive a signing bonus and that is several lifetimes of crippling depression.\u003cbr\u003eGrade papers while u shop.\u003cbr\u003eYou won't write anything for years even if you try.\u003cbr\u003eOh I have been away for a while and I hope to be back again soon. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eJoshua Keiter wrote these poems between the years 2010 and 2019, while leaving academia. You can find him on the web at joshuakeiter.com.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Joshua Keiter\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 8851796548\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798851796548\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/07\/2023\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 204\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.62lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.43d","brand":"Joshua Keiter","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46431493783807,"sku":"9798851796548","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_2a2ad815-760c-48ff-8029-6a042ba23117.jpg?v=1735141504","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/excuses-for-my-absence-joshua-keiter-9798851796548","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}