{"product_id":"exterminate-this-jenny-iroh-9798433347618","title":"Exterminate This!: My Boyfiend is a Vampire","description":"Gregory-Jane O'Connor dreams of being normal. But she's a talented human with a strange name, a strange twin brother, a bizarre pet, and an incapacitating psychic power. Greg hears things other people can't. Things that are \u003ci\u003enot\u003c\/i\u003e normal. Karl, a flip-flop wearing vampire with hair that belongs on a shampoo commercial, is also anything but normal, and he can't stay away from Greg. While Karl gently woos Greg with long walks on the beach, the darkness of his world crashes down around them. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eVampires don't date. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eVampires collect psychically talented humans as pets and home d馗or. Karl's involvement with her puts Gregory-Jane on the night world's radar. Greg and her twin brother are captured by a fae headhunter and set to be auctioned at a vampire gala. Can Karl save her before she's sold, body and blood, to another? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eCan Gregory-Jane find a new normal with a monster? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"A vampire auction, a lost dog, a talking spider, and a socially-awkward protagonist, Exterminate \u003ci\u003eThis! \u003c\/i\u003emay be the weirdest ride you take this year. As soon as I thought I knew what was going to happen next, Iroh flipped the script on me.\" H.A.L. Wagner, Author of \u003ci\u003eGrimes' Punishment \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jenny Iroh\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 8433347616\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798433347618\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/10\/2022\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 324\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.71lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.68d","brand":"Jenny Iroh","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44056526487807,"sku":"9798433347618","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_ddff7851-4ad4-416e-af94-25e945a586c2.jpg?v=1685041798","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/exterminate-this-jenny-iroh-9798433347618","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}