{"product_id":"eyelash-ivan-stang-9781946529015","title":"Eyelash","description":"THE FIRST SUBGENIUS SCIENCE FICTION NOVEL  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHe swore he'd never deal with the aliens again, but here he was, letting them beam him onboard... \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHe promised that whatever they were planning he'd keep Tai out of it, but here she was, on the bridge... \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhat were the Xists trying to hide that was worse than Soul Harvesting and interstellar drug running, and why were they being so nice to him... at first? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eWHAT IN THE NAME OF SLACK HAD J. R. \"BOB\" DOBBS GOTTEN HIM INTO? ?\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eA tale of paranoia, misdirection, outright lies, extremely angry robots and purple-haired elf girls, set in the richly detailed mythos of The Church of the SubGenius. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eGUARANTEED DOCTRINALLY CORRECT by SUBGENIUS FOUNDATION -- Dobbs-Approved Publisher since 1977 \" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eKingsley's writing easily equals that of the giants on whose shoulders we crouch, holding on for dear life with white knuckles to the oversized weave of their immense dandruff-dusted sweaters while they stride about their titanic world.\" - Rev. Ivan Stang\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Ivan Stang, Nikolai Kingsley\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 194652901X\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781946529015\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Subgenius Foundation\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/12\/2020\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 240\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.72lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.02h x 5.98w x 0.51d","brand":"Ivan Stang","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43983071969535,"sku":"9781946529015","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_adca0ce9-d7ec-4f71-bde7-3530c9d9acba.jpg?v=1683264519","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/eyelash-ivan-stang-9781946529015","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}