{"product_id":"fables-from-the-funny-farm-roy-e-peterson-9781729084823","title":"Fables from the Funny Farm: Follies, Frolic, and Fun","description":"Animals: Animal Crackers\/Badger\/Bossy Cow\/Frog and Toad\/Easter Eggs\/Nanny Goat\/Seattle Slew\/Taz\/Met a Skunk\/Weasel\/Buffalo\/Monkeys\/Squirrel\/Panda\/ Wacky Nursery Rhyme\/Elephants Dance\/You Zoo. Cats and Dogs: Faithful Dog\/ Keep Doggies on the Floor\/Mad at Dog Disorder\/Dog Won't Hunt\/Hound Dog\/Neighbor's Dog\/Perfect Pet\/Shadow\/Pussy Cats, or Puddy Dogs, Nature: Ants\/Chestnut Tree\/Bumble Bee\/Birds\/ Fly Swatter\/Arrow\/Louisiana Mosquitoes\/Ski Lodge Escapade\/White Water Rafting\/Longhorn Bulls\/Horses. Men from Pluto\/Alien Report\/Birthday Greetings from Mars\/Coffee Bean Questions \/Don't Put Pasta in my Salad\/Fifty Shades of Pink\/Funny Thoughts, Funny Places\/First Bomb\/My Wife is an Alien\/Scourge Sea of Sargasso. Irish: Braless\/Impish Irish\/Lucky Leprechaun\/Limericks\/Tinker Bell\/St. Patrick's Day\/Trolls \/Irish Eyes. Relationships: Coons\/Coffee Drinking \/Hillbilly Still\/ Premonition\/Nuts\/Children\/Paint Thinner for Dinner\/ Tennessee Trustee\/ Men Hair Glue. Ranch: Board of Education\/Cowboy Quips\/Dandelion Lawn\/Baptize a Cat\/ Arapaho\/South Dakota\/ Winter\/Hazards\/ What's on the Road\/ Donkey. Texas Funny Farm: Chuck Wagon Cook\/Dimestore Cowboy\/Don't Mess with Texans Gals\/Happy Texas Birthday\/Houston Problem\/How Hot in Texas\/Jingo Kid\/Dr. Pepper\/Midnight in West Texas. Texas Funny Follies: Cinco de Mayo\/5th of May\/ Pecos Bill\/Signs\/Texas\/Barbequers\/ Newcomers\/Doghouse\/Lawn or Yard\/ Texas Reindeer\/Texas Talk\/Bacon is for Breakfast\/Fiery Chili\/ Texas Christmas\/My Texas Christmas\/Texas Christmas Lights\/Texas Cowboy Coffee\/The Pecos Pete Saloon\/What Happened to the Jackalope\/When I Moved to Texas\/You've Been Pecosed. Happy: Tricks\/Diet Dilemmas\/Happy Boy\/No Neighbors\/ Doorbell Works\/ Soda Fountain \/Tender Night\/Real Fortune Cookies\/They have not found a Bigfoot\/Things I Need to Do. Life on the Farm: Allergy Season is Tough this Year\/Hooters Fascinate Me\/I Love my Paranoia\/My Alter Ego\/Morning Coffee\/Repairs\/Taffy Pull\/Grilling Hamburgers\/Recliner, Growing Old: Autograph Albums for Seniors\/Bachelor Behavior\/Facebook\/Growing Older\/Little Birdy Tweets\/Snowflake\/Mind and Body Disagree\/Retirement Planning\/Giving Advice\/Nursing Home\/Where Did Time Go. That's No Lady: Don't Argue with a Country Girl\/I Married a Witch\/ Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head\/My Late Wife Deadly Shot\/Pardon Me Good Lady\/Tastiest Mud Pies\/What Else Did She Hide\/When I Define Stupidity\/When I Got over You. 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Music: Runnin' After Her\/Country Music Scandals\/Don't Cry Darlin'\/Mercedes\/ Horse to Water\/Never Had a Nightmare\/ Give You Up for Lent\/I Saw You Coming\/If You've Got It, I've Had It\/Movin' On, I was Going to Send you my Love\/Last Song OK Corral\/Song Writing Career\/Music Makes the World Go Round\/Perfect Songs for Hurricane Parties\/IRS Coming to Town\/Worse for Wear Bar\/Time's Run Out\/Unfinished Song\/You Blow Me Away Friday the 13th\/Halloween for Adults\/Halloween Trick\/Last Night Halloween\/Lay Witches\/Memories\/Jack-o-lantern\/Night of Halloween\/Vampires, Witches and Ghosts: Angelina Witch\/Night Visitor\/Spirits Waiting\/March of the Skeletons\/Ghost Came to Tea\/Witches Broom\/Witches Brewing\/Witches Cauldrons. Thanksgiving: Holiday Ride\/I Just Want a Breast\/Limericks for Turkeys\/Turkey Recipe\/Texas First Thanksgiving\/Turkey Hens Gossiping. Valentines: Cupid\/Valentines Sell, Christmas on the Funny Farm: Fruitcake\/Christmas Trees and Mistletoe\/Clyde the Came\/White Christmas\/ Christmas Goose\/Christmas Shopping\/Reindeer. Strange: \/Advice from Marine Colonels\/Ice Cream Truck\/Sugar Mountain\/Walmart. Chihuahua\/Poison\/Poor\/Wolfman Jack\/Fishing \/Parodies \/Kitchen Chaos\/Berserk\/Millennials\/Throne Room\/Outhous\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Roy E. 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