{"product_id":"fashionably-dead-down-under-robyn-peterman-9780989496049","title":"Fashionably Dead Down Under: Book Two of the Hot Damned Series","description":"\u003cb\u003eWelcome to Hell.\u003cbr\u003eLiterally.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe Hell where the Prince of Darkness is hotter than Hades, Hell Hounds smell like brownies and the Seven Deadly Sins are addicted to Facebook...Not to mention the soundtrack in the Underworld is Journey. For real. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI should have known no good could come from offing my parents in the space of twenty minutes no matter how psychotic and evil they were... \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eNow I find out my family tree includes almost every deity and mythological being alive while Ethan, the one and only love of my undead life has a limited time down under before he turns to dust. In the land of Sin, you'd think I'd get some nookie time with my man, but no. Baby Demons, cousins and grandparents put the kibosh on that. Blue balls are the new normal. What the hell does a half-Vampyre Half-Demon have to do to catch a break? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eApparently find a freakin' sword, calm Mother Nature's unmedicated mood swings and make sure Mister Rogers keeps his sticky fingers to himself during weekly poker with the Devil. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAnd I have three days to do it. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBy all that's unholy, I thought Ethan's Vampyre family was crazy...Trust me, they have nothing on the Demons. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e***** \"Uproariously witty, deliciously provocative, and just plain fun! No one delivers side-splitting humor and mouth-watering sensuality like Robyn Peterman. This is entertainment at its absolute finest!\" Darynda Jones, NY Times Bestselling Author of the Charley Davidson Series\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Robyn Peterman\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 098949604X\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780989496049\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Fashionably Dead Down Under\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/21\/2014\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 340\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.87lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.71d","brand":"Robyn Peterman","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44063654314239,"sku":"9780989496049","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_b8282f78-3fac-4ae5-8d74-cb09cfd70e8a.jpg?v=1685390849","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/fashionably-dead-down-under-robyn-peterman-9780989496049","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}