{"product_id":"fashionably-fierce-robyn-peterman-9798861366120","title":"Fashionably Fierce: Hot Damned, Book Eighteen","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe twenty-first century is quite the horrifying eye-opener for a Vampyre warrior whose been in a magical coma for a thousand years.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Vampyre in question would be me. I'm so damned confused by the modern world, and getting electrocuted for being misogynistic - whatever that means - is getting old.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's insanity. Apparently, there's a species called Karens running in the wild. The Tube of You and the Book of the Faces are alarming. From what I understand, the Karens gather there. I much prefer homing pigeons to the small rectangular metal box the undead of today seem to favor. Although, I am enamored with the horseless metal chariots.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe good old days of skin peeling and ripping out entrails are over. So be it. I'll fit in. Getting set aflame sucks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlus, there's a beautiful blonde who's in my every waking thought. She might not know it yet, but we're destined to be. Although, every time I cop a feel, I get my nards kneed up into my esophagus. My wooing skills might be a little rusty...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eArmed with the magic word, \u003ci\u003eplease\u003c\/i\u003e, and the challenge of using my words instead of my sword, I shall succeed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm fierce.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm fabulous.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd I'm in love.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Robyn Peterman\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 8861366120\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798861366120\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/14\/2023\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 276\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.78lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.62d","brand":"Robyn Peterman","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44756918239487,"sku":"9798861366120","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_9c1e031f-e8f5-4352-a068-2f37485e379e.jpg?v=1706594152","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/fashionably-fierce-robyn-peterman-9798861366120","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}