{"product_id":"festivus-the-book-mark-r-nelson-9781511556392","title":"Festivus! The Book: A Complete Guide to the Holiday for the Rest of Us","description":"\u003cp\u003eA humorous guide to the wackiest holiday introduced to modern society. Festivus  The Book is an up-to-date complete reference for anyone who celebrates Festivus or plans to join the fun. Learn all about the traditions of a Seinfeld-based Festivus and witness the nuances of the original Festivus, as celebrated by the O'Keefe family. See first-hand how Festivus is celebrated by others and receive plenty of advice and tips to aid in your own Festivus party plans.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWhat foods should be prepared? Is meatloaf preferred? Should you organize a wrestling match with your father? Are you too feeble for wrestling? What about arm wrestling or even thumb wrestling? How should you Air your Grievances? Maybe this is an opportunity to complain about Grandma's clicking dentures... You'll find great answers to all these questions, and more.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEndorsed by Seinfeld Writer Dan O'Keefe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"This book completes Festivus' transformation from borderline child endangerment to beloved pop-cultural footnote of the late 1990s.\" Seinfeld Writer Dan O'Keefe\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe author leaves nothing out, adds a full dose of humor, and leaves you with a complete understanding of Festivus. Good reference and a good read  Goodreads.com\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe book has everything  Did we tell you that an aluminum pole is featured on the right side of every page spread? Of course it's plain and unadorned, just as Festivus aficionados prefer. FestivusWeb.com\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Mark R. Nelson\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1511556390\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781511556392\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/31\/2015\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 202\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.61lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.02h x 5.98w x 0.43d","brand":"Mark R. Nelson","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44129448558847,"sku":"9781511556392","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_318e17fa-8a2b-41d3-8471-2c2f27fb2963.jpg?v=1687463961","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/festivus-the-book-mark-r-nelson-9781511556392","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}