{"product_id":"fifi-wants-a-good-bone-harden-long-9798248698196","title":"Fifi Wants A Good Bone: Adult Parody Kids Books","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFifi Wants A Good Bone\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eA hilariously inappropriate parody that's definitely NOT for kids... but perfect for adults who grew up on innocent storybooks.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFifi is classy. Fifi is picky. Fifi has standards.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn a quiet suburban neighborhood, one fabulous poodle sets out on a very important mission... to find the perfect bone. Along the way, she meets Perro, Spike, and King-each eager to impress her with what they've got to offer. But not every bone meets Fifi's expectations.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome are too small.\u003cbr\u003eSome are too big.\u003cbr\u003eSome are just... embarrassing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWill Fifi finally find a bone worthy of her refined taste?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFifi Wants A Good Bone\u003c\/b\u003e is a laugh-out-loud adult parody that playfully mimics the style of classic children's picture books-with a cheeky twist meant strictly for grown-ups. Featuring colorful cartoon illustrations and humor layered with clever innuendo, this book is perfect for readers who enjoy edgy comedy disguised as innocent storytelling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for fans of adult parody classics like: \u003cbr\u003e- Dark humor picture books\u003cbr\u003e- Inappropriate bedtime stories for adults\u003cbr\u003e- Funny gag gifts and coffee table books\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis book is perfect for: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- Adults with a twisted sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e- Fans of parody children's books\u003cbr\u003e- Funny gag gifts for friends, partners, or coworkers\u003cbr\u003e- Bachelor and bachelorette party gifts\u003cbr\u003e- White elephant gift exchanges\u003cbr\u003e- Anyone who appreciates bold, playful, adult comedy\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Harden Long\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798248698196\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/17\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 32\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.22lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 8.50w x 0.08d","brand":"Harden Long","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48588436734207,"sku":"9798248698196","price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/fifi-wants-a-good-bone-harden-long-9798248698196","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}