{"product_id":"fifty-shades-of-bengay-leah-carson-9780983641254","title":"Fifty Shades of BenGay: A Parody","description":"Anesthesia Peel meets Crispin BenGay, a filthy rich and incredibly hunkalicious entrepreneur, during an interview for her beauty-school newspaper. BenGay is mysteriously attracted to Ana, a social zero who's never even used email. He makes her his submissive, to have, to hold and to hurt. \"Fifty Shades of BenGay\" puts a whole new spin on the bestselling romance novel with a soft-porn filling. That ridiculous contract: \"Hard limits: No acts involving clowns or mimes.\"...Laughable lovemaking: \"His mouth finds mine, which isn't hard, considering how big my mouth is.\"...Ana's multiple personalities: \"My inner goddess is picking her nose.\"...Those ludicrous emails. \"Crispin: About our 'deal': thanks, but no thanks. P.S. Can I keep the laptop?\" This book is intended for immature adults. It contains explicit scenes of a physically impossible nature.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Leah Carson\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0983641250\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780983641254\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Excellent Words\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/02\/2013\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 54\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.19lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.11d","brand":"Leah Carson","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48441466224895,"sku":"9780983641254","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_eaf87aff-3945-4082-bcfd-bd849cdf63af.jpg?v=1777191084","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/fifty-shades-of-bengay-leah-carson-9780983641254","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}