{"product_id":"first-class-fool-steve-barker-9798186633549","title":"First Class Fool: Boarding Pass to Mild Panic","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCongratulations. You've booked a flight. The airline would now like to sell you the rest of it.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYour  19.99 bargain no longer includes luggage, a sensible seat, legroom, dignity or, apparently, access to the city printed on the ticket. Your passport is somewhere \"safe\", your suitcase has exceeded its weight allowance through emotional eating, and Gate 17 has moved to a neighbouring county.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWelcome to solo air travel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFirst Class Fool: Boarding Pass to Mild Panic\u003c\/b\u003e is the witty, practical and thoroughly suspicious survival guide for anyone brave enough to enter an airport without a responsible adult.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside, you'll discover how to: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Spot a \"cheap\" fare before it develops expensive hobbies\u003cbr\u003e- Escape airline websites without accidentally buying insurance, priority breathing and a timeshare near the runway\u003cbr\u003e- Pack hand luggage for delays, disasters and suitcases seeking a fresh start abroad\u003cbr\u003e- Reach the airport without turning the motorway into a live-action panic attack\u003cbr\u003e- Survive security without publicly excavating your underwear beside a grey plastic tray\u003cbr\u003e- Choose between the window, aisle and aviation's punishment chair: the middle seat\u003cbr\u003e- Handle turbulence without mentally redesigning the aircraft\u003cbr\u003e- Navigate delays, cancellations and announcements written in fluent corporate nonsense\u003cbr\u003e- Defend your armrest, overhead locker and remaining scraps of civilisation\u003cbr\u003e- Arrive somewhere vaguely near your destination with your documents and personality still attached\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for nervous flyers, first-time solo travellers, chronic overpackers and anyone who has paid  11 for a muffin because despair weakened their financial judgement, this book turns airport anxiety into preparation, confidence and highly organised suspicion.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou'll learn why \"boarding shortly\" is not a recognised unit of time, why every airport sandwich appears to include a small administration fee, and why placing your passport somewhere \"safe\" is the domestic equivalent of launching it into space.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom booking traps and baggage fees to security queues, long-haul discomfort, missed connections and the carousel where hope slowly rotates beneath fluorescent lighting, \u003cb\u003eBoarding Pass to Mild Panic\u003c\/b\u003e helps you survive the entire journey without shouting at a screen, arguing with a luggage scale or becoming the passenger everyone remembers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTravel smart. Laugh often. Keep your charger close. And panic responsibly.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Steve Barker\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798186633549\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/10\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 370\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.09lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.77d","brand":"Steve Barker","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49174258450687,"sku":"9798186633549","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/first-class-fool-steve-barker-9798186633549","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}