{"product_id":"five-dates-from-hell-alexander-young-9798182081856","title":"Five Dates from Hell: A Gay Romantic Comedy","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMilo Bennett wants one normal date.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo surprise relatives. No fake photos. No men who move into his apartment after one night. No double dates that collapse into public relationship autopsies. No emotionally devastating voice memos sent to the wrong person.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, dating has other plans.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter five increasingly catastrophic dates, Milo is ready to accept that love may simply not be worth the evacuation routes. But when one final disaster introduces him to Eli, a man who can laugh without turning Milo into the punchline, Milo has to face an even more terrifying possibility: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaybe the right person does not make everything go perfectly.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaybe he just makes the disaster feel survivable.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eFive Dates from Hell\u003c\/i\u003e is a sharp, funny, heartfelt gay romantic comedy about modern dating, chosen family, emotional boundaries, and finding love after every possible exit has failed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFive dates. Zero dignity. One chance at something real.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Alexander Young\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798182081856\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/17\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 234\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.63lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.59d","brand":"Alexander Young","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49002029809919,"sku":"9798182081856","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/five-dates-from-hell-alexander-young-9798182081856","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}