{"product_id":"flannel-shirts-saxon-sterling-9798783959356","title":"Flannel Shirts: Are Ruining My Christmas","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHeard the one about spending Christmas in a Scottish Castle and falling for the handsome, rich recluse who's grumpy but good with his hands?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYour girl is living the dream.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eExcept I have no friends because they're stranded a hundred miles away. No power because a storm very rudely toppled the lines. No clothes because I'm accidentally in possession of the wrong suitcase. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd the owner? The handsome, rich recluse who's grumpy but good with his hands? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe may or may not have sabotaged the boiler as payback for an unfortunate Christmas Eve ten years ago. More on that later.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI would tell you my story is worth it for the dog, because that's always the way of these things. \u003ci\u003eHated the heroine, loved the dog. \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNay nay. Don't be fooled.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe dog thinks the sun shines out of his arse. The dog thinks he's the best thing since sliced roast beef. The dog is one-hundred percent Team Lewis, and if he keeps walking around the way he's walking around, I'm afraid that come Boxing Day, I'll be under the same damn spell. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo don't read for the dog, or the scenery, or the pointless Scottish sayings you will never use in daily life. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRead because Lewis Dixon and his Flannel Shirts Are Ruining My Christmas, complicating my life, and leading me to temptation... and if there is one thing I need - except food and heat and clothes and The Pogues - it's moral support.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhich is a rather long and complicated way of saying: help. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e*Flannel Shirts (Are Ruining My Christmas) is a quick and festive novella-length introduction to the Ruining My Life series where the town is half as big as a minute, the heroes are rougher than dry toast, the steam is hotter than a volcano, and the author is clearly mental and a big fan of exaggeration, but you love her anyway. Enjoy!*\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Saxon Sterling\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798783959356\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/13\/2021\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 188\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.42lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.40d","brand":"Saxon Sterling","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48089322488063,"sku":"9798783959356","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_97743a0e-7227-4187-a041-dff17ec5b046.jpg?v=1769109546","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/flannel-shirts-saxon-sterling-9798783959356","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}