{"product_id":"food4u-jeff-jacobson-9798895679197","title":"Food4u!: A Dark Comedy Novel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBleak corporate horror meets cosmic apocalypse: \u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eFOOD4U!\u003c\/em\u003e is a darkly funny Lovecraftian nightmare where minimum-wage workers face the end of reality in the aisles of a big-box discount store.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJoe Sutter just wants to get through his shift. Clock in, push carts, avoid customers, clock out. But when the power dies inside a FOOD4U! big-box store in rural Illinois, Joe and his coworkers discover they're trapped in something far worse than retail hell.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCustomers stand frozen in the aisles. A homeless man claiming to be a professor screams that the universe is ending. Black, living hair creeps from the walls. Blue, electric moth-things drop from the ceiling and kill on contact. And somewhere beneath the store, in a basement no one wants to enter, something vast and hungry is trying to be born.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs waves of impossible creatures tear through the store-acid-spitting chicken bugs, parasite-filled rats, and worse-the employees learn the truth: the customers were hypnotized, but the workers weren't. They're too angry, exhausted, and full of resentment for late-stage capitalism itself to control.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe end of the world is coming...It just happens to be on sale in aisle seven.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jeff Jacobson\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798895679197\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Dark Wolf Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/24\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 316\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.69lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.71d","brand":"Jeff Jacobson","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48447376359679,"sku":"9798895679197","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_c30beb03-e1d2-43b4-a0c3-6212bf671990.jpg?v=1777230693","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/food4u-jeff-jacobson-9798895679197","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}