{"product_id":"fools-fortune-and-the-fire-hephestus-jones-9781492759041","title":"Fools, Fortune, and the Fire Engineer's Handbook","description":"Do good deeds ever go unpunished? Meet firefighter Sean Sullivan, a surly oversized gorilla with a short temper, big mouth, and a penchant for blackmail. He also happens to suffer from a rather unfortunate condition--Pyrophobia, an all consuming fear of fire. He tolerates the citizens who inhabit his troubled mid-western city even less; morbidly obese prostitutes, roaming street gangs of old women in ridiculous red hats, his irritating coworkers... But when Captain Butch Harris dies hours before shift, Sullivan hatches a reckless plan to recover a $500,000 line of duty death benefit that sets a bizarre chain of events into motion. Soon, Sullivan and his crew of reluctant accomplices find themselves dodging homicidal hippies, peeping toms, and a horde of hairy knuckled transvestites all the while being relentlessly pursued by a geriatric dominatrix as they struggle to save their jobs, stay out of jail, and with a bit of luck not, kill each other along the way!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Hephestus Jones\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 149275904X\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781492759041\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/10\/2013\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 366\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.08lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.02h x 5.98w x 0.76d","brand":"Hephestus Jones","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48458842046719,"sku":"9781492759041","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_80338870-3dbd-498a-bf4e-76319d872b28.jpg?v=1777406957","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/fools-fortune-and-the-fire-hephestus-jones-9781492759041","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}