{"product_id":"for-bright-legal-minds-who-bruce-miller-9781991048523","title":"For Bright Legal MInds Who Have It All: An Amusing Legal Book","description":"\u003cp\u003eDo you work with, know, or appreciate lawyers and judges and the hard work they do? Do you want to give them a laugh?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnyone in the legal field will love this book that gives a humorous and praiseworthy look at the legal sector! Filled with unusual lawyer stories, hilarious judicial decisions, little-known legal facts, funny courtroom and law office events, World Records, and much more.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRevealing the lighter side of the legal profession, it's the perfect and unique gift for the Holidays, White Elephant, Secret Santa, stocking stuffer, a birthday, or an enjoyable surprise gift anytime!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eExcerpts, \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eTrial lawyer: \"Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoctor: \"All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eA judge in Kentucky was happy to dismiss a case before trial, \"Quite frankly, I would have rather jumped naked off of a 12-foot stepladder into a five-gallon bucket of porcupines than have presided over a two-week trial of the dispute herein. A trial, which no doubt, would have made the jury more confused than a hungry baby in a topless bar and made the parties and their attorneys madder than mosquitoes in a mannequin factory.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlso features, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWorld records for the longest jury trial, \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe lawyer who won 245 consecutive jury murder cases in a row, \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe longest existing legal practice, \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHilarious judicial opinions, \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSuper-strange court motions, and much more.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's the perfect gift for anyone in the legal field!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe most remembered gifts are the ones that make you laugh! He or she will love you for the laughs this amusing book brings! Check it out!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Bruce Miller, Team Golfwell\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1991048521\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781991048523\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Pacific Trust Holdings Nz Ltd.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/30\/2023\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 108\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.70lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.31d","brand":"Bruce Miller","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":44449975566591,"sku":"9781991048523","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_68d989bd-9882-4a4a-bd0b-286ed62a3592.jpg?v=1698502063","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/for-bright-legal-minds-who-bruce-miller-9781991048523","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}