{"product_id":"for-the-dad-who-wants-matti-spencer-9781918027549","title":"For The Dad Who Wants Nothing: A Funny Gift for the Dad Who Has Everything - Dad Sayings, Dad Logic \u0026 the Habits That Make Dads... 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repeat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe logic that somehow always wins\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe habits he'll deny doing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe moments you've seen a hundred times\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe routines everybody recognizes instantly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe reactions that somehow never change\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA light, easy-to-read gift book packed with relatable moments, classic dad behavior, and the kind of observations that will make him laugh... because they're just too true.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause dads everywhere somehow seem to follow the same unwritten rules.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe same comments.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe same habits.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe same routines.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe same jokes repeated over and over 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doesn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat's what makes it funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis book isn't about making fun of dads.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's about celebrating the familiar things that make them who they are.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe habits families laugh about.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe sayings everyone can predict.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe little routines that somehow become part of everyday life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause years later, those are often the moments people remember most.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether he's telling the same joke for the hundredth time, giving directions nobody asked for, inspecting a DIY project like a professional builder, or acting like the thermostat is the most important object in the house, there's something here every dad will 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