{"product_id":"forms-tom-alexander-9781916037304","title":"Forms: The Nation's Favourite Paperwork","description":"\u003cp\u003eHave you ever wished you could spend more time filling in forms, completing documents and submitting applications? Now you can, with \u003cstrong\u003eForms\u003c\/strong\u003e - a collection of paperwork you can fill in at home, on your lunch break or even in the bathroom.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eForms \u003c\/strong\u003ecovers a wide range of situations, from selling your soul (for cash or services), building a nuclear reactor in your back garden, conducting a s ance-by-mail or registering as a pro wrestler.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery page is a different form for you to complete - front and back - with questions thoughtfully crafted by expert bureaucrats. Each form takes a special situation and asks you to fill in the pertinent details, such as who you would like to put a curse on (Quick and Easy Voodoo) or what you would say while dispatching an enemy agent (Provisional Licence to Kill).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou can also apply for things you didn't even know you needed, such as Permission to Create a Scene, becoming a Nuisance Neighbour or the little known (but very useful) Shirk Permit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou don't need to send off these forms or include photocopied documentation. Filling them in will prove to be the most fun you've ever had with red tape. What's more, you might be surprised what you learn about yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith 30 unique pieces of paperwork in total, this omnibus edition is the perfect gift for any aspiring bureaucrat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Tom Alexander\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1916037305\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781916037304\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Second Class Irregulars\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/28\/2019\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 62\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.37lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 11.00h x 8.50w x 0.13d","brand":"Tom Alexander","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44074161897727,"sku":"9781916037304","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_014added-b03f-48e5-81be-d4e3b3a79247.jpg?v=1685452144","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/forms-tom-alexander-9781916037304","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}