{"product_id":"free-range-chickens-simon-rich-9780812977110","title":"Free-Range Chickens","description":"After a riotous debut collection, \u003cb\u003eAnt Farm\u003c\/b\u003e, Simon Rich returns to mine more comedy from our hopelessly terrifying world. In the nostalgic opening chapter, Rich recalls his fear of the Tooth Fairy (\"Is there a face fairy?\") and his initial reaction to the \"Got-your-nose\" game (\"Please just kill me. Better to die than to live the rest of my life as a monster\"). He gets inside the heads of two firehouse Dalmatians who can't understand their masters' compulsion to drive off to horrible fires every day\u003ci\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e(\"What the hell is wrong with these people?\"). And in the final chapter, he tackles one of life's biggest questions: Does God really have a plan for us? Yes, \u003ci\u003e \u003c\/i\u003eit turns out. Now if only He could remember what it was. . . .\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Simon Rich\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0812977114\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780812977110\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Random House Publishing Group\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/12\/2009\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 144\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.25lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.80h x 5.10w x 0.50d","brand":"Simon Rich","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44080275063039,"sku":"9780812977110","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_71e61cc8-805a-4e64-a841-a7825ef5c603.jpg?v=1685485903","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/free-range-chickens-simon-rich-9780812977110","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}