{"product_id":"fuck-happiness-john-perrault-9781941918395","title":"Fuck Happiness","description":"There is a non-corporeal parasite in your brain. It latches onto your thoughts, wriggles into the ears of passersby, and gestates in their minds. Any coherent idea is a new disease, so you weave small bytes of information together in non-sequitur patterns, creating data strain vaccines. You splice the data strains into VHS tapes from the local rental store. But the entire world is already infected, and the only antibody with any hope of destroying the disease is your misery. You know what you must do: \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBefriend the Robitussin vulture. Join its cult.\u003cbr\u003eFall in love with a pock-faced Toyota Prius.\u003cbr\u003eShit your pants in front of your neighbor Mrs. Hendrick.\u003cbr\u003eGive birth to a daycare facility.\u003cbr\u003eExude Schauss pink purity foam from every pore in your body.\u003cbr\u003eSave the world, one puddle of purity foam at a time.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e John Perrault, Kirk Jones\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1941918395\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781941918395\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Atlatl Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/28\/2019\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 158\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.41lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.99h x 5.24w x 0.37d","brand":"John Perrault","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44125649174783,"sku":"9781941918395","price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_b192f8cc-dea7-48ed-a64c-301dc80774d3.jpg?v=1687443884","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/fuck-happiness-john-perrault-9781941918395","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}