{"product_id":"gazillions-of-reptilians-ward-parker-9781734551181","title":"Gazillions of Reptilians: A humorous paranormal novel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAre lizards the wizards of doom?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMidlife witch Missy Mindle is busy enough as a home health nurse for elderly vampires and werewolves in Jellyfish Beach, Florida. But now she needs to solve a murder, too. Who or what killed Marvin Nutley, her vampire patient found incinerated on his oceanfront balcony?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMarvin believed in the Reptilian Conspiracy: that Lizard People are taking over the planet. He claimed to have a video showing a human turning into a dragon. He also claimed he shot said dragon. And now there's the threat of all-out war between vampires and dragons, and between humans and every reptile with teeth. To prevent it, Missy needs to find out if Marvin was killed by cold-blooded reptiles or a hot-headed vampire, while she also tries to learn the truth behind her father's murder decades ago.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eGazillions of Reptilians \u003c\/i\u003eis Book 7 of Freaky Florida, a humorous fantasy series filled with magic, monsters, and mystery; sarcasm and satire; and, of course, Florida Man. If you love the thrills of urban fantasy, the wit of cozy witch mysteries and paranormal women's fiction, and a big splash of comedy, this series is for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Ward Parker\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1734551186\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781734551181\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Mad Mangrove Media\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 08\/11\/2021\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 244\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.73lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.51d","brand":"Ward Parker","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46334579638527,"sku":"9781734551181","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_8e013ec8-a76b-464f-a072-1ff01f3e8fe2.jpg?v=1731467220","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/gazillions-of-reptilians-ward-parker-9781734551181","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}