{"product_id":"genesis-jake-penton-9798316224029","title":"Genesis: A Humorous Retelling of the First Book of the Bible","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eIn the beginning, there was a story... and it was a wild one.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eForget what you think you know about Genesis. This is the tale of creation, catastrophe, and very questionable human decisions, retold with wit, wonder, and just a touch of divine exasperation. From Adam and Eve's fashion crisis in the Garden of Eden to Noah's floating zoo, from the infamous Tower of Babel's ill-advised construction project to Joseph's dramatic rise from pit to power-this is the first book of the Bible as you've never seen it before.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlending biblical authenticity with a modern storytelling flair, \u003ci\u003eGenesis\u003c\/i\u003e brings the ancient world to life in a way that is both faithful and fun. The patriarchs wrestle with angels, Pharaohs have dreams more cryptic than a fortune cookie, and God Himself takes center stage-sometimes patient, sometimes perplexed, but always present.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're a longtime fan of the Good Book or just here for a divine comedy with a cosmic twist, this novelized retelling of \u003ci\u003eGenesis\u003c\/i\u003e is your invitation to experience the greatest origin story ever told-now with more laughter, a touch of irreverence, and absolutely no smiting of the reader (probably).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis is the first book in an epic series that will bring the Bible's most famous stories to life-one miracle, one mistake, and one magnificent adventure at a time.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jake Penton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798316224029\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/31\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 176\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.54lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.41d","brand":"Jake Penton","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46807268360447,"sku":"9798316224029","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_9b8b00c7-ba8a-4c4f-a7fa-f57d16488440.jpg?v=1745378988","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/genesis-jake-penton-9798316224029","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}