{"product_id":"gerts-military-surplus-haysee-collins-9798889820147","title":"Gert's MILITARY Surplus","description":"\u003cp\u003eGert's Military Surplus is a joyful romp of a story starring one Gertrude Bucskaverain.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGert is an overgrown scatterbrained tomboy with ADHD. She runs a misnamed military surplus place. She is joined by Art, a government spook; Rodger and Mack, a pair of greasy mechanics; and a mysterious girl with burned hands named Beans. Along the way, there are high-speed chases, dished-out revenge, a low- and high-flying MiG jet fighter, a tommy gun, a rocket-propelled grenade, and a curious chicken. All this witnessed by a narrator who rather not have gotten involved in the first place.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Haysee Collins\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798889820147\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Fulton Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/04\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 220\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.66lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.50d","brand":"Haysee Collins","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46907360313599,"sku":"9798889820147","price":18.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_6a394955-3f88-478b-ac29-d3acab82fdd2.jpg?v=1748773102","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/gerts-military-surplus-haysee-collins-9798889820147","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}