{"product_id":"get-your-butt-off-my-sonja-warfield-9781519119353","title":"Get Your Butt Off My Couch: (And Your Hand Outta My Wallet)","description":"***Formerly titled: Big Fat Negro, Get Your Lazy Ass Off My Couch**** New title: Get Your Butt Off My Couch (And Your Hand Outta My Wallet) This is the same book with the same hilarious stories, but a new politically correct title. Get Your Butt Off My Couch is a woman's guide to getting rid of her deadbeat husband, boyfriend or boo thing of any ethnicity. Ms. Warfield makes the case that if you have a loser on your couch, you have to get rid of him. Ms. Warfield's personal stories about her marriage, relationships and her post apocalyptic days of dating after divorce take the reader on a witty and uproarious relationship odyssey. The book, with chapter titles like \"Boys will be Boys is Bullshit\" and \"Self-Acceptance Begins With Ass-Acceptance\" offers a humorous perspective about why we do what we do when we date and ways to change our behavior in dating to get the losers off of our couch.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Sonja Warfield\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1519119356\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781519119353\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/03\/2015\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 296\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.76lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.62d","brand":"Sonja Warfield","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43979883938047,"sku":"9781519119353","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_a5f2fcc2-f4f2-4007-9e07-b8df4559d0ea.jpg?v=1683247277","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/get-your-butt-off-my-sonja-warfield-9781519119353","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}