{"product_id":"ginsterpigs-emmalena-l-ellis-9781838484583","title":"Ginsterpigs","description":"\u003cp\u003eMiddle-aged and muddle-minded, up until now, Frank has survived a pedestrian existence. His interests in bus-spotting, people-watching, and guinea pig racing are known only to a select few. Living in the shadows of Dover, his town of Cocklescanslanky is a small and unremarkable blip on the map of the British Isles. Resigned to his existence, Frank has retained a solitary thrill that comes with attending the yearly Guinea Pig Games competitions - where he hopes he and his pet Mol will compete for victory and one of the coveted purple rosettes. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut then 'love' happens. When taking a bus towards the town to buy a birthday present, Frank has the first of increasing encounters with a bold, brash, pink-haired extroverted artisan, Toni, whose emergence is like a blanket of Technicolor and seeks to change his perception of life and love, and everything in between. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrank is unsure where the nerve to ask her out came from but is far more confused by Toni agreeing to a date. But a complete novice in the world of dating, Frank's sense of self begins spiraling out of control. The ensuing whirlwind brings with it a potentially broken nose, tension and ethic filled gatherings, losing his virginity, a prospective promotion and the various ups and downs of the problems faced by his family and friends. Frank soon wonders if everything is a fever dream from a concussion or the first signs of madness. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerhaps he doesn't understand love after all.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Emmalena L. Ellis\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1838484582\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781838484583\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Burton Mayers Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/22\/2022\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 314\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.39lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.88d","brand":"Emmalena L. Ellis","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":43993911001343,"sku":"9781838484583","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_4b119a91-c828-4543-bef7-b08d54653ca2.jpg?v=1683327017","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/ginsterpigs-emmalena-l-ellis-9781838484583","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}