{"product_id":"gnomegeddon-joseph-j-bailey-9798753301079","title":"Gnomegeddon: The Adventures of an Untried Gnome","description":"\u003cp\u003eArcwhistle Goldpulley has everything a gnome technowizard could want and more.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe's just successfully defended his after-post thesis on harnessing the metamagical residuals of energetic creation and destruction, along with a dramatic demonstration of an application of his theory, one which only blew up two learning halls on campus, and completed his formal education as a master archmage.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe is a successful paratechnologist, a gnomish master of blending magic and science, often to explosive effect.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe has developed and licensed many significant inventions ranging from autonomous eyebrow trimmers to anti-light anti-sunglasses.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe has contributed significantly to several branches of metamagical thought and theory and continues to do so.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe is, in short, a gnome who has it all.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut, after graduating with honors more times than he cares to count from TINKER, the Tellanon Institute of Noetic Knowledge, Education, and Research, Arcwhistle is faced with a problem, one which has no easy answer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat is he going to do with the rest of his life?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHow is he going to live a life with meaning outside school?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat is he to do beyond his lab and his research?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhere's the \u003ci\u003espark\u003c\/i\u003e?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat is until he discovers a new opportunity... the life of a secret agent gnome.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eArmed with his paratechnological skills and a not-so-secret identity, can Arcwhistle thwart the efforts of ANGST, a group of gnome terrorists Abyss-bent on spreading universal entropy, before they destroy Tellanon, the seat of paratechnological society, undermine gnomish civilization, and ruin dessert for everyone?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eGnomeggedon\u003c\/i\u003e is a quirky, humorous high-fantasy story set in the larger Ea'ae macroverse.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo gnomes were harmed in the writing of this book.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Joseph J. Bailey\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798753301079\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/25\/2021\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 300\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.97lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.67d","brand":"Joseph J. Bailey","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49168657744127,"sku":"9798753301079","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/gnomegeddon-joseph-j-bailey-9798753301079","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}