{"product_id":"goblin-peon-no-49-eddie-maddox-9798249729189","title":"Goblin Peon No. 49: A LitRPG Adventure","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWelcome to the Nightvault!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eYou recently veered off script and became self-aware. Congratulations. This will complicate everything...\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGoblin Peon No. 49 is a nobody. A clueless NPC at the very bottom of the dungeon's food chain.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut then his script glitches and he wakes up, starts asking questions. Nobody likes a goblin who asks questions. Soon he gets a character class, attributes, a user interface. He even gets a name: \"Rook.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStalked by the god-like \"System\" and guided (sort of) by a giant, pot-bellied rat with delusions of grandeur, Rook stumbles onto a quest: recover three memory shards with the power to turn an NPC into a player character.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlong the way, he'll run a deadly gauntlet. Goblin-sized blenders. Malevolent (and chatty) ancient artifacts. Demons repurposed as transportation hubs. Hallucinatory giant mushrooms. And trolls with a \u003ci\u003every specific\u003c\/i\u003e skincare routine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf he wins, Rook will become a player character in a world designed to kill him. And if he loses... well, some outcomes are worse than death.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eGoblin Peon No. 49\u003c\/i\u003e is a darkly comic LitRPG\/progression fantasy perfect for fans of \u003ci\u003eDungeon Crawler Carl\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eHe Who Fights with Monsters\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eDefiance of the Fall\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Eddie Maddox\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798249729189\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/26\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 434\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.27lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.97d","brand":"Eddie Maddox","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48447370166527,"sku":"9798249729189","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_f3c8e788-efe7-4aa6-9b18-7834a94f19d9.jpg?v=1777230652","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/goblin-peon-no-49-eddie-maddox-9798249729189","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}