{"product_id":"god-loves-golfers-best-ray-foley-9781402218491","title":"God Loves Golfers Best: The Best Jokes, Quotes, and Cartoons for Golfers","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGod Loves Golfers Best\u003c\/strong\u003e is the ultimate collection of golf jokes, quotes, and cartoons sure to tickle the funny bone of any avid duffer. A perfect gift or self-purchase for the golf fan in your life!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExamples from God Loves Golfers Best: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGolf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green, and end up in the hole.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhat should you do if lightning strikes during your round? Walk around holding a 1-iron, because even God can't hit a 1-iron! \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA man is getting married and is standing by his bride at the church.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Standing beside him are his golf clubs and bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e His bride whispers, \"What are your golf clubs doing here?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e The groom replies, \"This isn't going to take all day, is it?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIn primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Ray Foley\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1402218494\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781402218491\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Sourcebooks\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/01\/2009\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 144\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.52lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.90h x 6.00w x 0.60d","brand":"Ray Foley","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43925421359359,"sku":"9781402218491","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/products\/img_d1ebef22-485e-409e-88d1-3911dbcd33c2.jpg?v=1681077178","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/god-loves-golfers-best-ray-foley-9781402218491","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}