{"product_id":"goodnight-moron-e-gregious-nepotism-9781545404942","title":"Goodnight Moron: The First Hundred Daze","description":"\u003cb\u003eHEALTH WARNING: \u003c\/b\u003e This parody is not for those who may be afflicted with thin skin syndrome or are inclined to irrational bouts of political correctness.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eDonald J. Trump's scorched-earth candidacy and gravity-defying ascendancy to the most powerful position on the planet shocked and dismayed the civilized world, almost certainly as much as it did him. Now, with the utter incompetence of his staff exposed by multiple scandals and controversy for the festering slime they are, do we really expect him to do anything but wallow in the sludge of the swamp he promised to drain? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eGoodnight Moron\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e delivers an unflinchingly hard-yet-satirical punch as we reflect back on the first hundred - some would say \u003ci\u003eworst\u003c\/i\u003e hundred - days of what could possibly be the last American President (or first American \u003ci\u003eshlyukha\u003c\/i\u003e). Riffing off of the beloved and often-parodied children's bedtime classic, \u003ci\u003eGoodnight Moon\u003c\/i\u003e, by Margaret Wise Brown, \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eGoodnight Moron\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e offers light reading and biting illustrations on a dark and heavy subject. But be warned, for after the chuckles are gone (hopefully sooner rather than later), the nightmares will likely haunt us for years to come. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHighly recommended with a warm glass of milk and the strongest sedative legally available. The paperback also makes a great gag gift for that bleeding heart liberal or raving conservative in your life. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAnd be sure to look for the next D Trumple Thinskin title, \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Very Angry Caterwauler\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e, currently on pre-order at a special discounted price\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e E. Gregious Nepotism, D. Trumple Thinskin\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1545404941\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781545404942\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/16\/2017\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 48\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.39lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 11.00h x 8.50w x 0.12d","brand":"E. Gregious Nepotism","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44829593501951,"sku":"9781545404942","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_8b036616-65fd-44c5-83a7-9b95420a8fcc.jpg?v=1708451184","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/goodnight-moron-e-gregious-nepotism-9781545404942","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}