{"product_id":"gorgeous-george-and-the-zigzag-stuart-reid-9781910614044","title":"Gorgeous George and the Zigzag Zit-faced Zombies: New 2017 Edition","description":"\u003cp\u003eSneezing, sniffing, snoring and snots! Zombies, zebras and zits! \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA chemical experiment by the military has gone wrong and the toxins are now airborne. The pupils of Little Pumpington primary school are breathing in the gas and their behaviour is becoming bonkers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDo you still pick your nose? Do you sit next to someone in school who still picks their nose? Do they eat it, even in secret, underneath their hand when they think no one else is watching? The Little Pumpington nose-pickers are taking over the school and their own bogies are not enough any more; they need to eat everybody else's too.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThese psychotic snot-zombies are on the rampage, feasting on the nostril contents of the entire town and the army will do nothing to prevent them. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCan Gorgeous George, Allison and Crayon Kenny find a cure before the military decide to blow up the school? With the help of Grandpa Jock, Ben and Barbara and a box full of the tissues, they must stop the snot-zombies biting their booger-crusted fingernails to the bone. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eParents will not be able to read this book. This book is for strong-stomached children only so no wimps need apply. This is the last taboo known to mankind and way beyond the comprehension of adults. The older you are, the yuckier this book will be. You have been warned!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMust.....have....bogiieeeeeeeeeeeeeees!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGorgeous George and the ZigZag Zit-face Zombies is another brilliant book in the Gorgeous George series\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Stuart Reid\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1910614041\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781910614044\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Giant Geriatric Generators Ltd\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/06\/2017\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 162\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.36lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.81h x 5.06w x 0.35d","brand":"Stuart Reid","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47930897236223,"sku":"9781910614044","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_7c467976-e01f-4159-be76-3400ae2cafcb.jpg?v=1766345034","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/gorgeous-george-and-the-zigzag-stuart-reid-9781910614044","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}