{"product_id":"gut-busters-and-belly-laughs-steven-d-price-9781628738209","title":"Gut Busters and Belly Laughs: Jokes for Seniors, Boomers, and Anyone Else Who Thinks Thirty-Something Are Just Kids","description":"\u003cb\u003eTurning 50? 60? 80? 90? Baby boomers and AARP members unite. You are the funniest generations. This book proves it  Laugh it up with this great gift \u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAlthough no one has ever said that growing old is a zany laugh riot, humor certainly eases the path to and through one's golden years. And here is a heaping dose of jokes and anecdotes (anecdotes for one's anec-dotage, you might say) to lighten and brighten the day of anyone who's reached that certain age. You and the special senior in your life will laugh at jokes about a wide range of subjects, including . . .\u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne-Liners: \"I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.\" --Andy Rooney\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMemory: A senior citizen driving on the highway received a cell phone call from his wife. \"Herman, be careful  I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280 \" The husband replied, \"I know, but there isn't just one--there are hundreds \"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSex and the Senior: An eighty-two-year-old man went to his doctor for a physical. A few days later the doctor saw him walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. Several days later the doctor spoke to his patient and commented, \"You're really doing great, aren't you?\" The man replied, \"I'm just doing what you said, Doc--'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'\" The doctor said, \"I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be careful.'\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eBelly Laughs\u003c\/i\u003e is a \"lode\" of fun for the young at heart of all ages, especially the golden age. Remember this bit of sage advice: \"If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Steven D. Price\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1628738200\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781628738209\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Skyhorse Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 08\/05\/2014\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 192\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.50lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.20h x 5.40w x 0.70d","brand":"Steven D. Price","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44071136166143,"sku":"9781628738209","price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_92df0474-1236-4666-8638-f1b20cb8ad11.jpg?v=1685434362","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/gut-busters-and-belly-laughs-steven-d-price-9781628738209","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}