{"product_id":"haiku-for-guys-larry-rogak-9780595346554","title":"Haiku For Guys: Poetry. Wisdom. Cleavage.","description":"Haiku is a traditional Japanese poetry form using just seventeen syllables, divided into three lines of 5-7-5 respectively. And traditionally, the subject of Haiku is nature. \u003cp\u003eForget tradition.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eGUY HUMOR\u003c\/b\u003e is about sex, women, sports and beer, mostly. Larry Rogak -- a \"guy\" if there ever was one -- has taken Haiku and \u003cb\u003ePIMPED IT\u003c\/b\u003e into a vehicle for \u003cb\u003eGUY HUMOR.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eNo more poems about sunsets, lotus blossoms and dragonflies. \u003ci\u003eHAIKU FOR GUYS\u003c\/i\u003e has poems called \u003cb\u003eSEX WITH A DOG; BREASTS; BEER AND PISS;\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eTHE ZEN OF TAKING A DUMP.\u003c\/b\u003e Here, get a load of this one: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLESBIANS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThey like to watch sports\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWear flannel shirts, look at chicks\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eHeck, they're just like us \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eRight away you can see this is no ordinary book of poetry.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eBest of all, Larry Rogak explains to \u003cb\u003eGUYS\u003c\/b\u003e how to use this book to \u003cb\u003eGET OVER WITH CHICKS.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis is the PERFECT book to read while pinching a loaf, or just loafing. And won't \"she\" be impressed to see you reading a poetry book \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eHAIKU FOR GUYS\u003c\/i\u003e is not only fun to read, it may help to disguise the pig that you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Larry Rogak\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0595346553\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780595346554\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e iUniverse\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/03\/2005\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 84\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.30lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.20d","brand":"Larry Rogak","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":45478346948863,"sku":"9780595346554","price":10.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_7af62504-21cf-454c-bcf2-ec072b985b93.jpg?v=1715934973","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/haiku-for-guys-larry-rogak-9780595346554","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}