{"product_id":"hairy-psychos-benjamin-dickey-9781795869928","title":"Hairy Psychos","description":"\u003ci\u003e\"I'm not doing it,\" Winston said.\"And I'm not cooking you one more thing until you do.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003eHairy Psychos is an \u003ci\u003einsanely funny science fiction novella\u003c\/i\u003e about a load of evil old cats and a \u003ci\u003every hairy struggle for power.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Wow! This story is terrific! Hilarious . . . But it's also visionary and unique.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - Tammy Salyer, author of the Spectras Arise TrilogyA dead emperor.An evil government.An angry wife.Winston was putting up with his retirement reasonably well: reading the Catnet, sleeping, and using the litter box with only moderate pain. Until the emperor died. Now, Winston's ambitious old bugger of a wife is insisting it would be a good idea for him to take part in the fair and democratic election process-which concludes in a deadly space battle.To do that he would have to convince his old war buddies to join his crew, somehow scrounge up a spaceship, and face off against psychopathic Politicats. Bugger that.But his wife's only giving him two options: do it and like it, or do it and don't . . .\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Benjamin Dickey\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1795869925\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781795869928\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/15\/2019\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 106\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.28lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.25w x 0.25d","brand":"Benjamin Dickey","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48873889595647,"sku":"9781795869928","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/hairy-psychos-benjamin-dickey-9781795869928","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}