{"product_id":"halfwater-paul-stempka-9781499372342","title":"Halfwater","description":"\"It's a Wonderful Cataclysm. When Boldizar Halfwater heads to town the last thing he expects is to uncover an alien conspiracy rife with danger, horror, humor and unforgettable characters.\" HALFWATER is the epic tale of Boldizar- an engineer living in a scorched Earth that has forgotten its past. While taking a rudimentary dog polisher back to his client, he discovers an ancient talisman that changes his life forever. This book is an anti-subtle, illustrated, post-apocalyptic, fantasy science fiction horror comedy. Fearless reader, you're in for a warped journey filled with aliens, creatures, mutants, cyborgs, gladiators, mystery, inventive cursing, ultra violence, sexy times, and one seriously irate Screamicorn.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Paul Stempka,Brian Zielinski\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1499372345\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781499372342\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 08\/02\/2014\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 290\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.11lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.25h x 7.50w x 0.61d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eReview Citation(s): \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e 01\/01\/0001","brand":"Paul Stempka","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48458972299519,"sku":"9781499372342","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_daead0b7-9d3f-46a9-90d2-10b49ccaf99c.jpg?v=1777407642","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/halfwater-paul-stempka-9781499372342","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}