{"product_id":"harooms-harmonance-opal-mason-9781949451122","title":"Haroom's Harmonance: Book 1","description":"You'd think being eighty-five years old would protect you from being kidnapped by sex-trafficking space aliens. But you'd be wrong. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBecause my friends and I took out the slave traders only to crash-land on an ice-ball of a planet called \"Oog.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe natives here are huge and purple, with feet like beaver tails, two thumbs on each broad hand, and towering antlers. You wouldn't think they'd be interested in a quartet of eighty-somethings, but their tribe is really short on females. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAlso, their saliva contains a chemical that, when applied to the right location, turns back the clock on these rickety old bodies. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBefore you judge us, let me ask you this: What if you were standing so close to the Grim Reaper you could see the whites of his eyes? And what if a strapping young fellow came along and offered you the chance to be twenty-five again? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eDo you really think you'd turn that down?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Opal Mason\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1949451127\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781949451122\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Jeanne Oates Estridge\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/25\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 230\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.51lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.52d","brand":"Opal Mason","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49169432510719,"sku":"9781949451122","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/harooms-harmonance-opal-mason-9781949451122","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}