{"product_id":"harrys-mortuary-answering-machine-rebecca-pinks-9798245476575","title":"Harry's Mortuary Answering Machine: Dark Comedy Fiction","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to \u003ci\u003eHarry's Mortuary Answering System\u003c\/i\u003e, a \u003cb\u003edark comedy fiction\u003c\/b\u003e tale where death has a sense of humor and the afterlife runs on voicemail. At the edge of a forgotten town stands a mortuary that never truly closes, guided by an answering machine recorded by its late owner-and somehow still taking calls.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlending \u003cb\u003ecreepy humor\u003c\/b\u003e with a \u003cb\u003esupernatural short story\u003c\/b\u003e twist, this \u003cb\u003eTwilight Zone-style tale\u003c\/b\u003e follows a place where bodies arrive after midnight, scams are screened by a machine that knows too much, and a dead man's voice continues to manage the business he loved. Each call reveals another layer of an \u003cb\u003eeerie small-town fiction\u003c\/b\u003e world where silence is suspicious and death is oddly well organized.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith its sharp wit, unsettling atmosphere, and touch of \u003cb\u003emacabre humor\u003c\/b\u003e, this \u003cb\u003ehaunted business story\u003c\/b\u003e explores what happens when unfinished work refuses to stay buried. Funny, strange, and quietly chilling, \u003ci\u003eHarry's Mortuary Answering System\u003c\/i\u003e is perfect for readers who enjoy stories that linger-long after the phone stops ringing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Rebecca Pinks,Michael R. Wehr\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798245476575\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/25\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 44\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.37lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 11.00h x 8.50w x 0.11d","brand":"Rebecca Pinks","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49172288143615,"sku":"9798245476575","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/harrys-mortuary-answering-machine-rebecca-pinks-9798245476575","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}